come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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