You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
North Korea, Best Korea!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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