I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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