When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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