the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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