"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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