Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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