Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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