3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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