He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He better not be in your backpack
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I touched a dick in church today
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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