plz talk dirty to me
smell my finger.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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