everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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