just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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