I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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