i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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