How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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