you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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