so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
