The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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