problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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