I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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