Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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