32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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