Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I believe in your delicious
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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