I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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