Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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