at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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