Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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