Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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