I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I've blown a few things in my day
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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