I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I think I am morally bankrupt
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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