I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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