Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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