how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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