Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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