If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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