let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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