remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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