she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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