***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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