biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
