ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Randomize
