Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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