How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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