i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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