Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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