Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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