ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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