Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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