i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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