Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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