don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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