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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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