There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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