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I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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