Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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